“Please all, and you will please none.” by Aesop.
LMGTFY: Aesop (620 – 564 BCE), Greek storyteller credited with a number of fables now known as Aesop’s Fables. The tales were gathered across the centuries and in many languages in a storytelling tradition that continues to this day. Many of the tales are characterized by animals and inanimate objects that speak, solve problems, and generally have human characteristics.